Sonic Screwdriver Doctor Who
Atticus Finch Is The Original Hot Dad

Kali/15/Female/Gay as heck/Sad usually/Like JohnDave, RP, and bagels/also erisol and stuff/idek bro/NO I HAVENT FINISHED MY THEME SHUT UP IM LAZY

epicukulelesolo:

Scout is like a kid brother to most of the Mercs. Sniper in particular understands Scouts homesickness and gives surprisingly good hugs

all-aboard-the-shingeki-ship:

Watch this. It’s not what you think it is. All I have to say is; College Humor got it right with this one

knivesandglitter:

Have you ever met someone who is so fucking negative that they literally complain about every aspect of their lives and even when awesome opportunities are presented to them, they find something to complain about?

Those people are tiring, annoying, and toxic. Stay away.

professoralbusdumbledore:

when you hate your legs 
remember that they carried you through the hardest parts of your life. they get you out of bed every day and take you to what you love.

when you hate your stomach
remember that it helped you gain strength. it holds the memories of deep laughter and great meals. it is full of warmth and joy.

when you hate your arms
remember that they are strong, which makes you strong. but they are also soft and can be used to cuddle and hold the ones you love.

when you hate your body remember that it is all built on a skeleton and that skeleton will someday wage a war of blood and fire in skeleton hell

real actual horoscopes cross my heart
Aries: wipe that smile off ur face soldier
Taurus: ur not always right dumbfuck
Gemini: hug the nearest memelord you'll learn something
Cancer: sudoku
Leo: u can solve all ur problems with a pillow fort
Virgo: stop being a suspicious fuck
Libra: do some homework and stop being lame
Scorpio: you don't need new stuff deal with the stuff you've got
Sagittarius: too emo today don't go outside
Capricorn: wear panties to feel fabulous
Aquarius: go outside ur not emo enough
Pisces: get shit done stop giggling
me: well i think i'm better off putting together a portfolio than linking to my blog. my blog content is pretty hit-and-miss, you know
mom: yeah, okay, i can see that
mom: "what's kitkat writing about today?"
mom: oh look, cute animals!
mom: oh look, kill all the men!
mom: oh look, train cute animals to kill all the men!
me: ......
me: that's embarrassingly accurate

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

madcarnival:

mortson:

sassy-gay-jake-english:

PERFECT

i just imagined eridan over dramatically playing the pipe organ 

NOT ALLOWED NEAR INSTRUMENTS

(Source: homestuckheadcanons)

bobeeni-mutini:

if youve never seen bo burnham



I STRONGLY

URGE YOU

WATCH

HIS

STUFF

This has been a PSA

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag)

rabioheab:

redmosaic:

rabioheab:

Best Insults To Use In Fight

  • doodoohead
  • nerd
  • dingus
  • you stink
  • where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
  • Diaper Man

Nerd is never an insult. Nerd is a badge of honour!

shut up nerd